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Sex in the kitchen with my hubby's friend - a cop
Ever since my wedding last year, I enjoy a great time with my hubby who loves me so much and takes care of me so much. Since he is married and having another family, he doesn’t stay with me all the time, but comes and stays at least 2 or 3 days in a month and we literally celebrate those nights wit... Read full Story
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The First Cock I Ever Sucked...
...was my own. I was in my late teens and still trying to figure out my own sexuality. I loved women. Their soft curves, their smell. But I also felt a lacking; something was missing. I was alone in my room one day, listening to music and fantasizing about sex. My dick grew hard as I imagined ... Read full Story
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Sex Crazed
Jessica Torinowas a very beautiful, Wealthy,and successful woman.she hadburgundy red hair and a stunning body. She had a great job, Great Family, and a great sex life. She was 5'6, 34 double d, and awaist measuring 34 inches. her boyfriends'namechristian. hewas a tall, tan, and handsome bisexual mod... Read full Story
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Lover Delight
Lover's Delight Ebony was a delight for Brian… and Lovers Delight is what the guys called Ebony down at the local. She was a hot babe that everyone wanted but Brian was the one she chose as her full time lover and friend. She knew how to please him and he knew how to tease her and what ... Read full Story
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A Visit To an Adult Store
I remember how jealous my older sister always got when I was little and my mother would brush my straight, thick blond hair. "You should have been a girl, Robin," Sis would say, shaking her frizzy, dirty-blond locks. It bothered me because I was not a girl. I was a boy. Mom would sig... Read full Story
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The Sex Club
When I got divorced back in 1987 I was a very horny man that had not had sex in many years. I had always liked to dress up in nylons etc and learned long ago that I was Bi and liked cocks and pussy. When I finally got my own place after the divorce I almost always would lay around the house dressed ... Read full Story
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Pa-mie sex-agénaire
Luxure frénétique d’une pa-mie sex-agénaire; entre rêve et réalité Je n’avais jamais fantasmé de mec viril, même après avoir offert ma virginité; mais à une fabuleuse sissy. Avant mon Ѐre, mes préférences de fantasmes étaient toujours avec des lui-femme glabres, idem concernant mes relations d’aprè... Read full Story
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Rassemblement d'alumni pas comme les autres; 2/2
... J'ai ouvert les yeux, dessoûlé de l'alcool et mais aussi de mes sensations de luxure. Simo était déjà parti. Je devais me préparer pour la fête, et ce, en homme!!! MAIS, la salope que je suis, pour rendre mes seins plus proéminents sous mon débardeur pourpre foncé, j'ai serré un sangle transpa... Read full Story
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My fantasy
I’m a very very... freaky woman, and I have a naughty secret. I fantasize about men who don’t know i’m trans. I fantasize about a big handsome strong man maybe taking me out to dinner and having a couple of drinks and then taking me home. Once we’re there and inside, i would suck his dick to get him... Read full Story
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This is my fantasy. I want it to go like this. I meet a straight guy while I’m putting gas in my car. He offers to pump my gas for me because he’s a kind gentleman. So I let him. I can tell he wants to fuck me and I want to “repay him” so I take him home with me. He has no idea that i’m trans. I und... Read full Story
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My ship was dry-docked in Singapore for 3 weeks, n i was lucky enough to meet a gr8 girl first nite ashore, Lin, half chinese/ half malay, n fucking sexy. I slept at her flat most nites and the sex was awsome. She shared with a girl called Meena, a hostess on Singapore Airlines, but until this speci... Read full Story
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JoHannas Trainingsprogramm
Hallo Freunde, ich bin JoHanna Satin, eine Satin Bitch und Hobbyhure. Leider war ich die letzten Monate aus krankheitsbedingten Gründen nicht als JoHanna aktiv. Jetzt kann ich wieder JoHanna sein ! Ich will wieder als Hobby Nutte auf Tour gehen und Schwänze blasen ! Ich beginne meine Outfits zu sort... Read full Story
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JoHannas Trainingsprogramm - Teil 2
Hi, der Fick-Trainings-Tag rückt näher ! Mir juckt schon der Arsch ! Das letzte Training war vor einer Woche und ich hab jeden Tag mit Freuden daran gedacht. Ich träume vom Schwanz lutschen ! Ich werde ganz wuschig und geil wenn ich an die feinen steifen Schwänze denke, die sich mir entgegenstrecken... Read full Story
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Wie sich schlagartig mein Sex Leben änderte... Teil 1
ich war nun schon einige Zeit heimlicher Crossdresser. Nie wurde ich von meiner Freundin erwischt, auch wenn es manchmal wirklich knapp war! Ich hatte ein sicheres Versteck für meine schönen Sachen und meine Sextoys und konnte hin und wieder meine geheime Neigung ausleben wenn sie nicht da war.Trotz... Read full Story
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Frenzied lust of a sex-agenarian nana-pops; between dream and reality I had never fantasized of a manly man, even after offering my virginity; to a fabulous sissy. Before my new Era, my fantasy preferences were always with glabrous he-she’s, same about my relationships after… BUT BUT BUT… My last t... Read full Story
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Coco love -first group sex-
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my female spouse cought me on bed taking a black cock
I cross dressing & son of my landlord loves me specially on bad. he dosent like to talk to me , he needs me only to satisfy his lust. I m ok about that as he is tall, dark n handsome & he has huge thick cock mmmmmm.I love him so mad for that.one day he called me to see if I m available for h... Read full Story
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Something More To Her Part 1
jasmine had just left the local club and was walking to her favorit street corner. jasmine had an IV league education, was extremely beautifull, having dark tanned skin, having 34 DD breasts, a perfect figure, and perfectly done honey blonde hair. she was smart, sexy, and she was one of the most cha... Read full Story
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Tranny sex
I dressed in her bathroom. Comfortable nylon stockings and my black body with suspenders, black thong, my beautiful silicone breasts in C-cup and between blond wig with ponytail up on my left shoulder. High heels had to wait this time. Then I pulled on my red short dress in jersey. He who runs away ... Read full Story
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Chinese Apple Turnover
I crashed harder than anytime ever in my life and my dreams were fucking vivid. I dreamt of being fucked. And of sucking huge cock and getting face fucked so hard that I was cock drunk and high from holding my breath so much. But so really horny from him doing that, so into that cock. Of Jax f... Read full Story
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MA MAÎTRESSE MIRACLE
Sam tapota nerveusement ses doigts contre le verre à moitié plein. En règle générale, vous êtes censé boire un coup avec une gorgée, mais sa tolérance à l'alcool n'était pas exactement la meilleure et le bourbon dans la tasse servait vraiment plus de courage liquide à ce stade. Cela faisait ... Read full Story
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Rassemblement d'alumni pas comme les autres;
Un rassemblement d'alumni pas comme les autres; 'Mer/Sable/Soleil' et pourquoi pas 'Sex' dans un club de vancance; nous nous sommes rassemblés pour fêter les 40 ans de notre 1ère rencontre en fac. La seule règle était de venir sans compagne pour revivre nos jours de 'frosh'. avec les ca... Read full Story
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Trans Sexual Clinic 04
It was some six weeks since Johnny had attended the clinic with Wendy and now he found himself wanting to go there more and more. He could not get DR. Francine out of his mind, he desperately wanted to have her hard cock in him again as he fantasized about leaning forward and sucking on her delectab... Read full Story
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The war in my mind
"I found that I wake up at night to watch sissy hypnosis. I think I'm addicted and more than I look, the more I become a real cumslut. Everywhere I look, I see guys and I secretly beg to get ass pounded". Started to deal with my sissy around 16-17. At this time I didn't know a... Read full Story
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16 ladyboys jerked off in front of me! live!
Just got back from Thailand and had a very special birthday present. A big party had been arranged for me at my favorite ladyboy bar and a “competition” had been secretly arranged for me. Had a nice party with balloons, food, drinks etc then a midnight I was told that it was now time ... Read full Story
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A Trans-Lesbian Montreal Love Affair!
St. Catherine’s Street in downtown Montreal is one of the world’s most vibrant streets and entertainment corridors. Known for its energetic, exciting and often crowded venues, it is lined with quality restaurants, theatres and many popular nightclub establishments. St. Catherine’s ... Read full Story
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Explore the Inner Woman In You
I fancied the arse off a girl at school called Sharon. The problem was most of my year did. She was beautiful with long blonde hair, willowy legs, a butt to die for and stunning pert tits. She was way out of my league but quite amazingly we did get on and began to make slow but steady headway. My di... Read full Story
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Fuck Talk with Melanie Jackson (A talk show transcripy)
THIS IS AN ORIGINAL TRANSCRIPT OF THE PROGRAM “FUCK TALK W/ MELANIE JACKSON” DATED MARCH 10TH 20__ MUSIC CUES ANNOUNCER: Hey everybody! Welcome to “Fuck Talk” with Melanie Jackson”! The show that talks about, you guessed it! FUCKING! Any kind of fucking! Straight fucking! Gay fucking! Any kin... Read full Story
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The Minicab Driver
Before the lock down when we could all go clubbing every saturday night i used to go to a trans friendly club with a big bag of clothes @ make up @ got dressed @ made up in the club @ got a cab home at 2am still all dressed @ made up, i always had the same minicab driver a young, really happy guy c... Read full Story
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Big cock heaven.
I live in Vancouver and saw a beautiful trans escort online and couldn’t resist setting up a meeting. I met her at a hotel and she was just as beautiful in person as online. She was Asian and had the most wonderful big tits and ass. Her cock was a solid 8 inches, uncut with a big mushroom head, whic... Read full Story
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Sweet Encore
I was alone tonight and feeling just a bit paranoid as I listened to the soft music. The soothing sounds put me in a seductive mood, but It seemed that all my lovers were too busy for me, or they had other plans. Uncle Barney and my detective were probably home being dutiful husbands. Bo was under h... Read full Story
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Dressed in holiday style Part 2
I was up by 1 p.m., showered, changed into some fresh panties and donned some hated boy clothes to hit the streets. I stopped by a local coffee shop (not the national chain-brand type) and over a mocha latte the barrista was kind enough to give me a few pointers about where she thought the best holi... Read full Story
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The best sex I will ever have!
I only have this to say about dating a T Girl! i have been in a long distance relationship with an Asian T girl from Toronto. I have been seeing her and dating her steady since then! I love her to DEATH! She is the most sensual and sexual person I have ever known! The first time we met...she gave... Read full Story
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Just me...
When I first started to get high, I was such a good freak. I started taking pictures of myself in panties and lingerie, taking pictures of my dick and showing the world, showing off my tight little asshole, just trying to become a porn star. I still want to be a porn star because I know that I would... Read full Story
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Liberty in Lisbon Part 1
My wife and I started to plan early retirement. We planned to take trips and live in various parts of the world for a few months here and there. Of course enjoy the grand kids more. Then my world changed. All plans out the window. I was suddenly by myself. The thing I wanted to get away from most, m... Read full Story
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Hung Trans Lesbians Fuck Two Ladyboys
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HE DIDN'T KNOW I WAS TRANS...
I'd worn an absolutely killer dress just to make sure I got what I was looking for that night. Dancing under the lights I could feel eyes all over me, and as the evening progressed men became bolder and bolder about approaching. This one was athletic, sexy and had all the right dance moves, at least... Read full Story
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From Mob to Shemale
Two years ago, I was a member of the Ciccio family in Chicago. I wasn't very high up in the organization, because I wasn't Italian. I had made my way up through the ranks, however, and was making a pretty good living. I had everything I wanted, got all the girls I wanted, and did just about ... Read full Story
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Manusha sleeping with a bank manager for loan approval
The incident of this story is almost 5 years old and this happened between me and a bank manager in a leading nationalized bank and you know for what he was demanding a favor from me? Hehehe.. That’s in the story..! This was in 2015 when I applied for a personal loan from one of the leading nati... Read full Story
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Maid in waiting.
This is my version of an incident that happened to me a few years ago. I live in a remote area of Scotland but I attended University in Edinburgh, the country's capital. I made friends then with a couple who were Bi and into swinging. They had arranged a sex party and I was invited. I was helping th... Read full Story
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I met a guy in the nightclub and I didn't tell him I was Trans
I’d worn an absolutely killer dress just to make sure I got what I was looking for that night. Dancing under the lights I could feel eyes all over me, and as the evening progressed men became bolder and bolder about approaching. This one was athletic, sexy and had all the right dance moves, at least... Read full Story
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A new start in life
“In life, finding a voice is speaking and living the truth. Each of you is an original. Each of you has a distinctive voice. When you find it, your story will be told. You will be heard.” John, living outside Boston, being your average accountant working with Gillette, had gone through a messy di... Read full Story
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Jay in the Restroom
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Dianne The Trans
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 5
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