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Slut /W Bad Boy
I was excited as always because I was about to go out in public and hopefully I will meet some horny man with some money and get laid. Now, to make sure that I am a picture of femininity, I double checked my makeup in several mirrors from many angles. My lips were perfect and I made sure my cheeks b... Read full Story
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From accidental trans porn addiction to a cum filled booty
One night when I was around 30 or so I was watching some porn, nothing unusual for a guy like me, aka a sex addict. Sex addiction is great if you’re Tiger Woods and swimming in poon, but for guys like me - regular, awkward, slightly handsome in a very boyish way, weirdos — it’s not that fun. We... Read full Story
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Dating all whole my life
Julia and Ilya, together 10 years It was more than 10 years and 2 children ago. In December 2005, we agreed to meet at the gate of my office after a working day. I did not go out godlessly for a long time (40 minutes from the appointed time), but he still waited. I hope he does not regret it ... Read full Story
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Sissy Slut and Stepdads
Frank was pumping me hard and his huge cock seemed to have grown and become extra hard. I am so thrilled that way he enjoys fucking my ass with such passion. I would almost think he was in love with me if this relationship wasn't so bizarrey. It’s ironic that as a male I always get total humiliation... Read full Story
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MY Party Favor Fantasy
My Party Favor Fantasy A fictional story built around an old fantasy of mine I ran a notice on one of those sex sites that said” Help me fulfill my fantasy and I bet we take care of some of yours also. Hi there, I am Penny and I am a total bottom trans w... Read full Story
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Sissy Slut Reunion
Rob had moved back to town and called me. He had just moved into his new place and he wanted me to come by and talk. I knew what he really wanted from the tone of his voice, because I wanted it too. He said he had been thinking and dreamed about me the whole time he was away. My spirits lifted and ... Read full Story
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intimate Cousins
My favorite cousin and first lover, Billy, was just released from prison and I was anxious to see him. I am ecstatic that he is out, and I am thinking about all the past fun we had as I prepare to revisit those good times. Tommy knows all about my relationship with Billy and he understands my need t... Read full Story
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Getting Fucked by Sasquatch
Bill was about to show up, I had known him from a chat room for years now. I was in his town for work and we had set up this date so we could finally meet each other. I heard a hard knock at the door and when I swung it open, I just stood there in awe. It wasn’t the big beard or really long hair tha... Read full Story
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Cheating Sissy Wife chapter2
My sweetheart Keith is back from his road trip and we were about to make up for lost time. He didn’t even want me to fix dinner. Instead he said that we would order pizza later. Meanwhile we started making out right there on the couch. We were both horny and anxious to get next to each other. I felt... Read full Story
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Two cocks and a pussy
I'm alone in my apartment and super horny, so I decide to have some kinky alone fun time. I strip and shave my body. I'm smooth now. I put on a sexy thong and bra. Next I put on a garter belt and super sexy thigh highs. Next I put on a super short and sexy skirt, lastly I put on a lace blouse. Next ... Read full Story
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Sissy and Horses
The scariest and best day in my sissy life, was when I was put in a box, tied up, an anal plug in my mouth and a huge bbc dildo in my ass. I was put in the box by my BBC master, who promised me a day of surprises.... I stayed in the box for some hours, my ass hurts of the giant bbc dildo, my mouth ... Read full Story
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Sissie Slut's Windows of Womanhood
I flash back to my first time with a grownup adult at the tender age of16 . I was so nervous now that we were here in the motel room. I was nervous for so many reasons. I lied to my family and told them I was staying at a friend’s house. Instead, I'm here with Mr. Joey in a motel room and he was my... Read full Story
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Gangbanged at the beach
My BBC friend took me to the beach, where people make sex. We arrived in his van. I was in the back of the van, chained blind folded, with my mouth wide open and a huge horse dildo in my sissy pussy. Suddenly I hear the van door opening. I hear many voices of other men. My BBC friend was telling oth... Read full Story
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Regina's scary, and sexy Blind Date
I had just finished doing my makeup, finally deciding which blush to use, and I thought I had some time for my meditation. However, Mr. Cobb was early. The gold minidress I wore showed enough legs, ass and tits to make any man horny, and the strappy tanned five-inch sandals, made me feel majestic ... Read full Story
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Teacher Student Confidentiality
It was raining cats and dogs outside as Ms. Catherine Walker (Cat by her friends) graded her Accelerated Integrated Geometry test scores. Her was long and flowing and her sweater was purposely pulled low to embarrass the male teachers with her cleavage. Her cock twitched as she shifted her leg to a ... Read full Story
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A Fantasy in Pantyhose
I always go out to the same bar on thursdays. The women are hot and long legged and they always wear pantyhose. Like usual, I dress in jeans, collared shirt and a jacket, deck shoes or dress shoes. Underneath, pantyhose. Always sheer to waist, no underwear and always nude. My jeans are long enough t... Read full Story
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First time Crossdressing
I am a bisexual man, meeting straight, bisexual or gay men for our sexual pleasures. I post messages on various message boards that allow members profiles and posting messages. I also post to local groups in my area that allows one to post messages to a small geographical area or to a distant user g... Read full Story
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Karen, My School Teacher Part 3
Regret... Hmm Maybe Not. By FoxyHosed My excuse for a cock got hard again. My horniness got the better off me. I went to lock the front door. I took my shoes, pants and sweater off. I stood in the hallway only in pantyhose and t-shirt. ‘Don't do this. Walk away from this now. But you go to boa... Read full Story
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HOW MY AUNT AND SISSY NEPHEW CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER! (fictional
It was the very first night of my month long North Carolina July summer vacation stay when my Aunt Meg suddenly entered the bedroom that I was temporarily sharing with my younger cousin Rudy. Being so openly effeminine in his body language,voice and looks, I had already planted such dirty thoughts ... Read full Story
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Lady Regina
I know that many say that I I’m a coward because I am comfortable living in the closet as a part time female and not expressing my special female side completely. My friends all tell me to go out and have fun and not worry about what people say or think. In spite of that, and because of the prudish... Read full Story
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Karen, My School Teacher Part 4
Meeting my other teacher By FoxyHosed Next morning as I woke up, I jumped in my clothes and got myself a coffee, and went to school. I got in 15 minutes early because I didn't want to run into Karen. As I entered the door to the school, I saw some of my classmates. I thought the coast was clea... Read full Story
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I Love To Love You
I Love To Love You Baby By Sabrina G. Langton Author's note: I have published this story on two other sites. I always said it was slightly aurobiographical, but reading it back it is a pretty accurate account of my summer of '88. There are only 3 things that I changed. 2 are itsy bitsy tiny deta... Read full Story
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Bi Pantyhose Passion
I've had a Pantyhose Fetish for over 30 years now, and love wearing them on a daily basis. But back in the summer of 1995, I suffered a heat stroke, and almost died, when I recovered, I vowed I would stop fantasizing, and live out these dreams and fantasies. I had been masturbating while dress... Read full Story
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Karen, My School Teacher Part 5
The Bus Station By FoxyHosed I looked around, but no one was there. It was dark and pretty cold night outside. I felt the air blowing around and up my pantyhose encased legs and ass. Mmmm nice. I started walking to the bus stop a few blocks further down from the school. I felt very attractive g... Read full Story
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A Crossdresser Gets Fitted
Not long ago I was out shopping and stopped at one of the clothing outlet stores that I frequent when looking for sexy clothes and shoes to wear when I go out clubbing or to wear in my adult videos. I was looking through the display rack of my favorite brand of pantyhose, trying to find the colors I... Read full Story
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Reaching Paradise on Game Night
Reaching Paradise on Game Night by Sabrina G. Langton * Author's note: Here is one of my most popular stories. I get so many messages and emails about it and it makes me thrilled. I am so glad it has taken on a life of it's own. 'A wife learns a little too much about her crossdressing hus... Read full Story
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Camming Down the Rabbit Hole Ch. 07
Opening my eyes I struggled a little as the residual cum on my face from last night’s show hadn’t been fully wiped off, I felt the dry and crusty leftovers crinkle on my skin, but couldn’t help but smile to myself as I remembered how it had got there. The intensity of that orgasm had been on another... Read full Story
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FoxxiRoxxi xdresser slut fucked by BBC
Well this has been a fantasy I have had for a long long time .I'm a married man with a family and love fucking my wife she has a shaved pussy and a few sex toys so our sex life is good. However I have been xdressing on and off for about 12 years now and I really love it . I really love the feeling I... Read full Story
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Discovered
3:00pm... The workday was done. I'd been eagerly waiting for this time. On lunch I pulled our 'toy' chest (actually a footlocker) out of the closet for easy access that evening. Months before, I told my wife, Kaitlyn, that sometime she's going to come home and find Nicole bound to the bed just wa... Read full Story
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My friend Barbara,
My friend Barbara, I look forward to welcoming Barbara. She is a lovely brunette with blue eyes who likes to make love without taboos. She knows how to bring our fantasies to life by imagining exciting role-playing games. - You're going to fall in love when you discover my underwear, she assur... Read full Story
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Camming Down the Rabbit Hole Ch. 09
As per my previous mornings recently, I stirred and rubbed the sleep from my eyes, that delicious feeling of my silk night ware stretching over my taught nipples and my morning wood throbbing in its lace enclosure. The urge to touch myself was palpable, it seemed no matter how hard I came the night ... Read full Story
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A Win-Win
A Win-Win By Sabrina G. Langton *** Author's Note: Hi, just a quick, crazy story about a wife actively participating in her CrossDresser husbands sex life. Just a bit of fluff, hope YOU like it.) *** We were laying in bed, sex was done, my wife could now relax for the rest of the month ... Read full Story
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Collette's Property
I've been Collette's lover for four years now and this gorgeous, incredibly kinky woman still continues to amaze me. Our sex life would be unimaginable to most people, even those who live lives embracing BDSM and other fetishes, and it's Collette who makes it happen. Of course everything is a trade ... Read full Story
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bi to sissy caught and turned
It was during a Wednesday nite supper this past April when Penny my wife of seven years, suddenly looked me straight in the eyes while calling me a GAY COCKSUCKER ! Instantly while I swallowed hard and quickly looked away from her, my worse dreaded fears in life had somehow just become reality! So ... Read full Story
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Dating my Sissy-sister (English)
You are wearing women's stockings and a thigh-high transparent top, the thin shoulder straps of which leave your arms and shoulders elegantly exposed! You're the real lil bunny to me in that girl outfit of yours... How about, should I teach the little one about the naughty girl? I throw you squir... Read full Story
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Anastasia's Life So Far
Chapter 1: Humbling Beginnings My story starts where most every crossdresser's story starts. It starts somewhere around the time I was an infant. I can remember not to mention being told several thousand times that my choice of toys as a child was dolls, strollers, dress up and tea parties, Barbi... Read full Story
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When Finally We Meet
Dear John: This is the last e-mail you will receive from me before we meet. You had read my previous story, "Visit to an adult store," in which I had my first gay experience with a much older and stronger man and was forced to wear a sexy, off-the-shoulder, bare-midriff harem outfit wh... Read full Story
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Becoming a Drag Queen
I was thrilled when my boss told me he was sending me to San Francisco for a conference. It was a location on my "Top 10 places I wanted to go". I went online and Googled the major attractions and tourist "must sees in San Francisco. The conference was Wednesday to Friday and I figure... Read full Story
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Samantha sissy TGTF
Theme and genre of the story: The genre is about gender bender, futanari, gay, physical transformations of the body, magic and biology, the kink in particular that must excite in the story is the perversion of the transformation of the body and mind through a magical element that manipulates biol... Read full Story
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One night Transtand ;)
One Night Transtand By BalkanMan990 Published on Lush Stories on 05 Oct 2019 I had no idea she was a trans.. I didn't stop kissing or fondling her when I found out. I went out for a drink at one of the many bars at Croatia,where my girlfriend Sabina and I were staying.Sabina and I had been drin... Read full Story
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Fender Bender
It was the first week of June and school was out for the summer, I was 18 and had just finished my Senior year. One night while we were eating dinner, My Mom and Step dad informed me that they were going away for a week. When they got married they did not go on a honeymoon so they wanted to take one... Read full Story
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Gift of a blowjob
Some years back when I was younger and occasionally crossdressed, I was staying in a motel out of state. My room was on the second floor and had a full floor to ceiling window overlooking the parking lot. I was dolled up very sexy, and drinking wine. It was early evening but already dark. I noticed ... Read full Story
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Lady In The House Ch. 05
A story by MicheleNylons (Crossdressed prisoner is forced into prostitution.) From Part IV Then Eddie looked down at my body and noticed the semen pooled at the front of my panties. My semen! He looked down at his tight belly and saw a slimy stain that was the result of my ejaculate spread th... Read full Story
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Hose and Heels in the Bedroom
Liza giggled as she sat back down on the sofa, a mischeivous smile on her face. "Whats so funny I asked?" wondering what had tickled her fancy. After all the only thing that had happened was that she'd just been to the toilet to relieve the pressure that the 3 or 4 glasses of wine tha... Read full Story
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Longtime friends
*** This a work of fiction but wishful thinking. Beau and Stephen had been long-time friends, they often spent time together playing golf, gym, and fishing. Stephen had a secret crush on Beau for quite a long time or it was Stephanie, Stephens' alter ego that did have a crush on Beau. He found hi... Read full Story
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Caught and Used
I am a secret, heterosexual panty boy, that loves to dress up in my wife's lingerie when she is not around. My wife and I have two mutual friends named Mike and Mandy. Mike and Mandy had things stored in our garage while they moved. Well my wife had to go away for a day seminar for her company, and ... Read full Story
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Two CD's the first time we meet.....
We are meeting for the first time since talking online. I want to dress for you gurl, I want to feel as you do, I want to be your slut, your slave of desire. My panties are a sheer white, my hard cock can be seen ever so pressing against them, I rub myself for you as you watch, drooling now. Hand... Read full Story
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Hose and Heels in School - I'm a bad girl
A knock on the door? Who could that be? After all it was mid-evening on a Friday night and I certainly wasn't expecting anyone. I was looking forward to a night of relaxing on the sofa and nothing more. I opened the door and there stood Liza, staring at me with a smile on her face. "U... Read full Story
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Young Crossdress, Meets His Daddy
Well I am 28 year old male, not in best of shape. I can still run a mile in under 15 minutes, and I work 3 to 4 times a week. I try to stay in shape a little bit. Well that is enough about my physical appearance. I am also married to very beautiful wife, who I love more then the world. We have very ... Read full Story
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The Mole
Police work is a paramilitary occupation. Uniforms, rank, weapons, discipline…It can be exciting and interesting for some and boring for others. Some officers seem to find lots of action during their career (or maybe it finds them) while others never use their sidearm except for target practi... Read full Story
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Nylon teasers
They came into the video store where I worked as a clerk. Almost every day. Teasers. Both of them. What made it both great and terrible for me was that it fed my deepest fetish -- stockings -- as it denied me any fulfillment other than frequent and frantic "self-gratification."... Read full Story
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I Give Up
The following story is the first of four parts of a tale that explores the theme of transformation. It is thematically similar others that I have submitted but has a larger narrative arc. I hope you enjoy reading the first portion, Act One & Two. I continue to work on better editing and someone h... Read full Story
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Lady In The House Ch. 06
A story by MicheleNylons (Michele continues to be used by prison inmates.) From Part V Harry leant over me and kissed me full on the lips. "That was worth every penny; you are one hot nurse," he laughed. Harry grabbed a handful of my clean white skirt and wiped his cock on it. The silver... Read full Story
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ACROSS THE STREET AND TWO DOORS DOWN by Spanky de Bautumn
Jamie knew he was different. He didn’t fit in with the other boys, but he didn’t feel like he fit in with the girls either, he just knew he was different. He wasn’t into dolls or balls. He was the smallest boy in his class and more than half the girls outweighed him. But the one thing he had going f... Read full Story
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Caught Crossdressing by a Real Man
This story is a continuation of night club cum slut. Ever since I first wore panties for a boyfriend, I had built up a collection of lingerie. I gradually worked up from panties to the most erotic lingerie I could find. My fascination with cross dressing went a little further with a new fetish f... Read full Story
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Lady In The House Ch. 02
A story by Michele Nylons, Part II "She's all yours Eddie. She looks beautiful." I heard Carmel say as 'she' disappeared down the corridor, her high heels clicking on the tiled floor. Eddie appeared at the door to the cell, he stepped inside and closed the door behind him. "So what do yo... Read full Story
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